‘LOVEW KINDA MAKES YOU WANT ARMS MERCHANTS 'THE NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE PRESERVATION OF LIBERTY "IS FORMED ■ ^ H E R N HA, HA, HA! IRANIAN MODERATES OF COURSE!) WE PROMISED TO DEFEND THEM FROM LT STILL NO DEAL, Cp NO HOSTAGES. SLJi Clinton St. Quarterly—Summer, 1987 BUD, HAKIM AND OLLIE (MR. GOODE, ACCORDING TO HIS FORGED PASSPORT) ARRIVE BEARING GIFTS. CAN YOU THINK OF OTHER BASTIONS OF LIBERTY THAT COULD HELP OUR CONTRAS? GENERAL SECORD AND SOME IRANIAN ARE HERE TO SEE YOU. THAT t GUY'. ■' THANKS 'AGAIN JOE! THESE GUYS ALSO EXPORT KILOS OF "IVORY SNOW"! I 'VE JUST GOT TO 'ALTER A FEW NAMES A N D DATES. „ AND THEY STILL CLAIM NEUTRALITY!! NO, NO, NOT THE K.G.B.I! M I L L IO N S F e a n SOLICITATIONS OF OTHER PATRIOTIC COUNTRIES AHO k P E O P L E con e IN WITH A MARK-UP, WE COULD SEE A NICE PROFIT. HEY, OL' STEELHAMMER! MEET AL HAK IM , M Y BUSINESS PARTNER. \ \ NICE WORK 'BASSADOR. THIS IS SOME SECRET ■ AIRSTRIP! MUST REMEMBER.. IF THE* TAKE CHICHICASTENAGO ITOOAVL. . ._______ . ‘OLLIE H ITS THE ROAD TO1 [RAISE EVEN MORE MONEY [FROM WEALTHY "PR IVAT I ■PATRIOTIC AM ER ICANS ^ AND THERE'S ALWAYS S MORE WHERE THOSE CAME FROM _ OF COURSE THE LARGER | PURPOSE IS AN OPENING TO Ol U A L LAH PRESERVE US! i i W HO ARE THESE -J GUYS?! _ _ _ _ _ - 3 *— --------- a WE ARM THE THE IRANIANS BUY $12 BILLION IN ARMS ANNUALLY. . .________ O N A DARK DAY IN EARLY OCTOBER 1 9 8 6 . . . . TO PAY FOR HIS KIDS' COLLEGE EDUCATION OLLIE, D ID YOU PACK THE VA L IUM ? DO CHICKENS HAVE LIPS? THE AUTOGRAPHED BIBLE AND MISSILES WILL IMPRESS THEM, BUT THIS CAKE'LL KNOCK 'EM DEAD .. . SEMPER F! SEHP F I EDW IN , CAN F YOU HOLD THE FBI BACK? THE SOVIETS, DEPOSE IRAQ'S PREZ, AND UNLIMITED ARMS . . . N 8SM , t FEEL LIKE KUKIN* fl PflEtS CONFERENCE...... THERE'S ALWAYS KOREA AND TAIWAN—ALSO BRUNEI. JUST SAY THE WORD "DEMOCRACY" AND THEY'LL COUGH UP TONS OF MONEY AND ARMS ._______ BUD CAN 'T MAKE IT TO OUR SHREDDING P A R T Y . . . GENTS, WE NEED AN OFF-SHORE CUT-OUT COMPANY. SOON THE KICKBACKS FROM THE SAUDI A W A C ^ ^ ^ ^ DEAL ARE TO START UP. & JUST WRITING A [ LITTLE POETRY, B.G BAD NEWS UNCLE BILL. THE ENEMY'S CAUGHT W IND OF THE INITIATIVE! i / ' FOR TWO DAYS AND TWO NIGHTS THEY BARTERED BUT TO NO AVAIL. . . . WE 'VE GREASED SOME PALMS WITH SOME MISSILES AND NOW THESE RUG MERCHANTS ARE READY TO TALK T U R K E Y . . . . WORSE. . . . THE CONGRESS AND THE THAT'LL SHOW 'EM THEY CAN ’T PUSH U! AROUND! AT LEAST WE REALLY GOUGED THEM ON THE MISSILES!.. <--------------- I FIGURE ABOUT 4 ,0 0 0 TOW MISSILES OUGHT TO BUY US 5 / HOSTAGES. i OH YEAH? SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT? BOO MCFBRLRNE BRINGS NORTH INTO RN BRM5 FOR HOSTAGES BERL BEING NEGOTIRTEB WITH THE tOONIHNS. MRRCH '86 OF COURSE WE GET TO KEEP A MODEST PROFIT? ISTHL OTHER COUNTRIES ‘ARE ENCOURAGED TO PROVIDE -END USER CERTIFICATES- AND PORTS. THE QONTRAS THE FKEtUOn FIGHTERS SET THEIR WEAPONS AND PRINCIPLES OF FREE ENTERPRISE ARE RESPECTED DON 'T WORRY SIR, WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG IT OUT OF ME. ------------- -— UEHEHBER , IT ’S ' ' TAX DEDUCTIBLE!. Matt Wuerker lives in Los Angeles. “Col. Ollie” was produced on a Macintosh 512 computer using Fullpaint software and a Mactablet digital pad. IN HIS MOST HARROWING MISSION YET OLLIE MUST FACE THE DREADED CONGRESS. WILL THE BRAVE COLONEL BETRAY THE "INITIATIVE" AND HIS BUDDIES? WILL HE STOP THE RED MENACE OR WILL THE TIDE OVERWHELM HIM? DON 'T MISS THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE............. "THE COUP TO SAVE THE REPUBLIC" [LATER , IN C O S T A R IC A ! . . . FOR THE CONTRAS, OF COURSE --------------- ‘ THANKS OLL. THIS MESS REMINDS ME OF M Y DAYS FIGHTING ON IWO J IM A .......... .. ....... J ' S SECORD A N D ... > I [ H A K IM CAN ) HANDLE THE i P / p LOGISTICS A N D ’ * • MONEY. to THE 'ENTERPRISE' TAKES 5 0 « TO OU* WEAPONS > THROUGH THIRD PART IES , > HA INL* EAST BLOC MUNITIONS ! "BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE*’ PERSECUTED FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS SAKE, FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM IN HEAVEN." ..... I. AT A 5 0% MARK-UP THAT'S 4 $7 .5 BILLION PROFIT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME .... 2M - M M l o v e s t f Y ASS P U » »W B « t i ’ t I IKINK VE'flE S8INS H U M . . , "T H E ENTERPRISE" A LADVRINTH OF FRONT COMPANIES LAUNDERS THE HONE* THROUGH SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS SO FAWN, IT'S YOU AND ME . . .AGA INSTTHE WORLD. BUT COURAGE . . . ____ FAW N !. . . ROB!. . . I 'M HOME. WHAT ARE YOU TWO — FREEDOM-LOVING KIDS UP TO? . COLONEL, I'VE , HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU FROM FRIENDS IN THE "COM PANY " IT 'S MOT RASY TO MAKS A CLRAN BUCK BIG CONTRIBUTORS GET TO MEET THE PRESIDENT J32 MILLION IN I GRATITUDE FOR I THEIR AWACS I ARRIVES IN ONE ‘ MONTH PATMENTSi I THINK I FEEL A HEADACHE COMING il lW EI
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