UIFTNRM 1969 ? • O IL I t "*r*jw^s; SUPPLE! TAKE CREDIT FOR THE ATTACK. JANUARY '84 HI THERE UNCLE BILL COPYRIGHT 1967 M VUERKER WITH OPERATION "ELEPHANT HERD” OLLIE GETS HIS FRIENDS IN THE PENTAGON TO DECLARE $1 2 MILLION WORTH OF MILITARY HT EASE SON.... THE OLD MAN WANTS TO SEE YOU UPSTAIRS..... I BY 85 THOUSHNOS Of COMMIES HRE OERU. NICRRRGUR S ECONOMY IS SCREAMING, BOTH SOLDIER’S WORK IS NEUER DONE.... JUST FOR FUH, IE T S PUT A F€W HOKt A IRSTR IPS ALONG THE BORDER THERE THERE'S THE MA IN GOOK COLUMN OVER THERE IN THE TREES! IT'S M Y NAPTIME, BUT I KEEP WORRYING ABOUT OUR CONTRAS DOWN THERE IN NICARAGUA.. LAUNCHED FROM C .I.A . MOTHERSHIPS, OPERATIVES M INE SEVERAL N ICARAGUAN HARBORS CRIPLING TRADE . CONTRAS ITS NOW OR NEVER BOYS!! IF THESE COMMIES TAKE QUANG TRI TODAY, IT'LL BE KA LAM AZOO . . . THANKS TO ALL THIS LIMP-WRISTED LIBERAL INTERFERENCE THE GO ING'S GETTING TOUGH, AND OLLIE, k / i M YOU'RE THE M AN WE 1 KNOW WILL GET G O IN G lK ’ S ^ IT REMINDS ME OF MY FOOTBALL DAYS AT NOTRE DAME, THE TIME WE WERE BEHIND AND THE COACH TOLD US TO GET OUT THERE AND GET ONE FOR THE OFFER AND OLLIE., YOU KNOW THAT IF THEY TAKE CHICHICASTENAGO TODAY..... g w ie THEY'RE LIKE CHILDREN TO ME. WITH WHAT WAS LEFT OF SOMOZA 'S GUARDIA, SOME - HELP FROM THE ARGENTINE JUNTA AND OUR MERCENARY 7 ^ 1 PALS, WE 'VE BUILT QUITE A LITTLE ARMY ,, AWWWW. .. I THE SMELL i OF IT III THE JUNTA ISN'T / THERE TO HELF U ANYMORE , AND 1 NOW CONGRESS IS GOING TO SPOIL EVERYTHING WITH THIS BOLAND . AMENDMENT! THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF ?! C l.A . OPERATIVES BLOW UP NICARAGUA'S MAIN OIL RESERVES AT COR INTO OCTUBtP B i SURPLUS", WHICH HE THEN SEE, THANKS M U WCULt»CT ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE S01F SURPLUS STIWR TISSUES LTIMB AROUND THEY’LL BE IN KALAMAZOO TOMORROW ...... M W ? THE EVIL EMPIRE IS RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN BACKYARD, WHY, I'D EVEN SAY THEY'RE IN OUR VERY OWN SERVICE PORCH. _____ / (S IR , SIR! ARE YOU O K .? A FORCE THAT CAN REALLY HARASS THE KEISTERS OFF THE S O SANDINISTERS THEM? I'LL BE OK, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME, THINK OF THE WOMEN AND .CHILDREN OF KALAMAZOO !!!!!! THE "BIG PINE I I " WAR GAMES HELD IN HONDURAS WITH THOUSANDS OF U.S. TROOPS OFFER PERFECT COVER FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AIRSTRIPS CRUCIAL TO THE RESUPPLY OF THE CONTRAS. W 'W . AUSUST ’0 3 # FORWARDS TO THE CONTRAS OCTOBER 83 IT'S 13 VEflflS LATER RNO THE GUNG HO COLONEL IS LUORKING FOR THE PRESIDENT. HIS H.Q.- THE BASEMENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. COACH DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY , "GET OUT THERE AND RUN A QUARTERBACK SNEAK FOR THE OIP. WE JUST HAD TO PASS THE BALL TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD RUN WITH IT WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM FROM THESE GODLESS COMMIES, TOTALITARIAN THUGS, TH ESE .. SECULAR HUMANISTS!! OLLIE ESCORTS THE KISSINGER COMMISSION ON IT'S FACT FINDING TRIP OCTOBER '84 OLLIE SETS OUT TO • WORK WITH RENEWED ZEAL AND DUBS HIS NEW MISSION: 3g PSGMEBIT g ffiEMGOSE’S’ ® IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS HE ACOMPUSHES eg MORE THAN MOST MEN DARE DREAM O F .. WAKE UP OLLIE. COME ON BLOOD AND GUTS, YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING AGAIN. ”1 SEMPER Fl BIG R O N . . SEMPFII! ...THE WAV I see IT , 1 i f EACH OWE WAD fW : SQUARE ABOUT SIX BILL 10 * SOV 1ST TfcOQPS # WOULO F IT IMSlOe hM OF HUMBUGA5 j y ~ f THINK OF YOUR CHURCHES, J J BASEBALL, ICE CREAM 1 APPLE PIE . PUPPYDOGS/i L TOMORROW . . . J . LT. NORTH If! 34 Clinton St. Quarterly—Summer, 1987
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