Clinton St. Quarterly, Vol. 3 No. 2 Summer 1981

Donald That’s right! Now the same # F carnival-like / j 1 atmosphere that J r you enjoy so much when you visit our many delightful restaurants can be yours every day of the year, from morning 'til night! Think of it! Your whole family will sleep in identical Donald McBonker beds, shaped just like our famous clown’s big funny shoes! Ea t yO|jr mea |S at the sam e kind of jolly seats and tables you use when you take the family out for snacks! Can this be real? Sure it is! Now you can choose a home of your own from over three entirely different decorator models, to fit your family’s unique life-style. Choose from: THE DONALD GOES HAWAIIAN CHATEAU 1500 sq. ft. Starting at $57,000. Palm package. THE DONALD GOES TO MEXICO VILLA 1800 sq. ft. Starting at $68,000. Stylized poverty with sombreros. THE MOM LIKES TO IRON SWEAT LODGE 2200 sq. ft. Starting at $75,000. Electricity, war bonnets. THE EXCLUSIVE MCBONKERHOUSE MANSION 68,000 sq. ft. Prices on request. Coat of arms, sunken tubs, fur. Wouldn't you be better off in a GOLDEN FRIES HOME? When you buy a GOLDEN FRIES HOME you're not only buying family fun, you’re investing in your future, as well. Each home, molded from hi-impact styrene, comes complete with front door, windows, a luxurious lawn-like front yard with birdbath, and even a simulated sidewalk and household curtains. There’s nothing left to chance with a GOLDEN FRIES HOME, so you’re free to spend your time doing the things you really like! Sound too good to be true? Don’t take our word for it. Drive out to Gresham and take a spin down Strawberry j Lane. See for yourself the cozy, almost institutionally safe environment we’ve created. And no prowlers, ounks or deviants here! Not with our cheerfully dressed McGuard Dogs and trained Security Personnel on every corner. Friends will love to visit our McEntr) Gate for Finger Doodles and Snapshots before coming to visit, so you’ll be sure of no unpleasant surprises! But that’sjust one of the many services you’ll enj^y when you buy a GOLDEN FRIES HOME. Can’t get enough of our delicious and wholesome family food? We’ll deliver it hot to you every morning of the week, so you can say goodbye to troublesome shopping and mealtime confusion. Our McSnack cars will arrive every morning between 6 and 8 to stock you up with a whole day’s worth of burgers, fries and hot fruit pies. Just pop 'em into the McBonker Hot Box and they’ll stay juicy and warm all day long, ready to toss into your family’s mouths without a second thought! Remember* With a Golden Fries Home, you're not only buyins a house, you’re buying a way of life* Don’t you owe it to yourself and your family to find out more? Write: GOLDEN FRIES HOMES Loma Linda, California Or visit us in Gresham and find OUt for yourself. A division of Future is Now Enterprises, The Bahamas Il ul s tr ati o n b y M a tt W u e rk e r, wri tt e n b y J i m Bla s h fi eld 16 Clinton St. Quarterly