3. STRESS IS IN; GOOD HEALTH IS OUT. ANOREXIC! CAFE NOW CAOStD THE “ANOREXIC CAFE" (anorexia will become chic in 2000) 4. GIMMICKS NEVER DIE. “THE LITTER-BE-GONE BLIND CANE" (a sharp nail protrudes from the end of the cane which snares bits of refuse as the sightless person taps along the street) $500.00 “BIG DICK AND GLASSES” (a close relative of YARMULKE AND GLASSES) 5. DEATH —MARKETING’S LAST FRONTIER. $ THE “LOW SELF ESTEEM KISSING BOOTH” (another popular service CHUCKSONS BIG AND DEAD” (a clothing store available to undertakers fo r dress needs of FA T D EAD M EN) ‘CLOSED-CAPTION TV FOR THE DEAD” (network television will be competing with cablefor fringe members of the viewing audience) “MR. SUICIDE” (kit includes a .38 revolver and shells and a modified Nazi war helmet so you can safely release that suicidal aggression) “NAME TAGS FOR THE DEAD” (a corpse will seem less distant and aloof with this inventionfor the year 2000) John Callahan was recently selected “Artist of the Year”o f Portland’s art neighborhood, Northwest Portland, over such distinguished nominees as Obo Addy and Will Vinton. Clinton St. Quarterly—Spring, 1987 33
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